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CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS

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CategoryCancelled Show
First ScreeningSunday, June 24th - 2007
Last ScreeningSunday, January 27th - 2008
Total Downloads109,817
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The existence of Channel 101 led to a show on VH-1 called Acceptable.TV. Director/Actor Drew Hancock wrote a mini-show for Acceptable.TV about the dangers of swords, but VH-1 hated it so it was never produced. Now, in the post-ATV era, Hancock has brought the show to the Channel 101 audience to great success. Sit back and enjoy as Trip Fisk warns you of the dangers of owning swords, and always remember: Don't Fucking Touch Swords.

CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #6

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Screening DateSunday, January 27th - 2008
Downloads9,971
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CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #5

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Screening DateSunday, October 28th - 2007
Audience Share80.0% (1st at screening with 140 votes)
Downloads12,832
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In a special Halloween episode, Drew Hancock takes his hit show back into an anthology format with the Tales from the Crypt parody, Cautionary Terror Tales of Swords and Terror.

Cast
Trip Fisk...Michael Ashe
Calvin Fredericks...Myke Chilian
Annette Fredericks...Jennifer Flack
Javier...Willy Roberts
Rich...Derek Waters
Fred...Jake Johnson
Japanese Ghost, Police Officer #1...Ryan Nagata
Police Officer #2...Kyle Reiter
Judge...Demorge Brown
Voice Of Trypt Keeper...Rob Schrab
   
Crew
Director...Drew Hancock
Writer...Drew Hancock
Cinematographer...Drew Hancock
Editor...Drew Hancock
Set Decorator...Kelly Kubik
Make-Up...Kelly Kubik
Illustrator...Paul Salvi
Sound...Kyle Reiter
Crew...Kyle Reiter

CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #4

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Screening DateSunday, September 30th - 2007
Audience Share86.9% (1st at screening with 206 votes)
Downloads13,922
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The Jazzman stirs up the ghosts in our hero's closet. With a special appearance from Batman.

Cast
Trip Fisk...Michael Ashe
Jazzman...Justin Roiland
Eighth Note...David Seger
Treble Clef...Dan Murrell
Batman...Derek Waters
Odell...Matt Braunger
   
Crew
Director...Drew Hancock
Writer...Drew Hancock
Cinematographer...Rod Hassler
Editor...Drew Hancock
Sound...Morgan Locke
Digital Effects...Ryan Emerson
Stunt...Derek Mears
Crew...David Seger

CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #3

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Screening DateSunday, August 26th - 2007
Audience Share90.6% (1st at screening with 193 votes)
Downloads16,990
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Creator Drew Hancock takes Trip Fisk and his tales of swords into a brave new direction. Step behind the camera and watch how Fisk deals with a mayor who has been lining his pockets with sword money.

Cast
Trip Fisk...Michael Ashe
Mayor Nichols...Eric Falconer
Carlton Hughes...Steve Agee
Terrence "Gilly" Gilpin...Morgan Locke
Eileen Gables...David B Lyons
Anchorman #1...Jeff Davis
Anchorman #2...Chris Tallman
Anchorwoman...Jen Kirkman
Anchorman With Crazy Hair And Awkwardly Tilted Head...Demorge Brown
Newscaster...Ryan Elder
Dracula...David Seger
Wolfman...Kelly Kubik
   
Crew
Director...Drew Hancock
Writer...Drew Hancock
Cinematographer...Ben Pluimer, Rod Hassler
Editor...Drew Hancock
Costume Designer...Kelly Kubik
Make-Up...Kelly Kubik
Sound...Morgan Locke, Kyle Reiter, David Seger
Crew...David Seger, Kyle Reiter

CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #2

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Screening DateSunday, July 29th - 2007
Audience Share71.4% (2nd at screening with 137 votes)
Downloads19,581
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In this episode: "Swords Fucking Kill Asians, Too" and the trailer for "Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open: The Movie."

Cast
Trip Fisk...Michael Ashe
Asian...Ryan Nagata
King Arthur, Vampire Nazi, Last Man On Earth...Matt Braunger
Nazi, Chrodos...Mark Teich
Sailor...Demorge Brown
Evil Robot With Swords For Hands...Ben Pluimer
Xanadu, Timothy...Wade Randolph
   
Crew
Director...Drew Hancock
Writer...Drew Hancock
Cinematographer...Ben Pluimer
Editor...Drew Hancock
Make-Up...Kelly Kubik
Sound...Morgan Locke

CAUTIONARY TALES OF SWORDS #1

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Screening DateSunday, June 24th - 2007
Audience Share82.5% (2nd at screening with 174 votes)
Downloads36,521
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In this episode: "Honey, I Killed Our Son" and "Swords Will Cut Your Fucking Hands Off"

Cast
Trip Fisk...Michael Ashe
Husband...JD Ryznar
Wife...Leah Castillo
Billy...Stephen Levinson
Kid #1...Chris Romano
Kid #2...Drew Hancock
   
Crew
Director...Drew Hancock
Writer...Drew Hancock
Cinematographer...Rod Hassler
Make-Up...Kelly Kubik
Sound...David B Lyons
Practical Effects...David B Lyons